1. How do I register? You can register
by clicking on the "Register Your Site"
link on the lower left bottom of the page.
2. What happens after I submit my registration?
Within 24 hours you will receive an e-mail stating
that your account has been activated.
3. How long does it take for my registration
to be accepted? Usually within a few hours
but up to 24 hours.
4. How many stories can I submit?
You can submit your very best one for each category
that you fit.
5. How long does it take for my stories
to be moderated and posted? Usually within
a few hours but up to 24 hours.
6. What consists as an Established Site?
The site has to be at least one year old OR have
at least 200 articles.
7. What consists as a New Site?
Anything less then a year old and less then 200
articles.
8. How long does a voting period last?
The voting period last for three months.
9. If my article wins, what do I win?
You will receive a tag for your site stating winner
for the category you won in.
10. How do I know when to submit for the
next voting period? The Satire Awards will
send out an e-mail three weeks before the new period
starts so the members can start submitting articles.
At the beginning of the new period all articles
that have been submitted will be added to the site
all together.
11. Is Creu a God? Who?
12. How do I link to thesatireawards.com?
There is a link to us tag on
the middle left side of every page.
13. If I submit more than one article in
per category, what happens? Any Satire
site that submits more then one story per category
will have the newest submission sent to the Honorable
Mention page.
14. Can I change what article I have listed
in a category? The Satire Awards will allow
two changes per member in a single voting period.
15. Can I vote for the same article more
than once a day? No. Any and all users
can only vote for one article in each category per
day.
16. Who is The Satire Awards? We
are just 2 retards who have always been interested
in reading great satire articles. We wanted to provide
a place where everyone could see all the best in
one place.
17. How are votes tabulated? Votes
are automatically tabulated within our MySQL database.
They are not manually tabulated and are completely
fair.
18. Is the system fair? Yes, the
system is very fair. The only catch is, you should
submit your stories at the beginning of the submission
period so you can get a longer exposure and more
votes. You snooze you lose. There is no favoritism
here.
19. My favorite site isn't listed on here,
can I nominate them? No, but you can let
them know to apply so they can get in the running
too.
20. Why don't I see articles from The Onion,
The Toque or BBSpot? I don't know. Ask
them!
21. It hurts when I pee, what should I do?
Stop visiting those Mexican bordellos and see a
doctor right away!
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Submit your question here.
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