Archived Winners 4/1/04 - 6/30/04 (1st Quarter)
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Best Overall 1st - The Assassin Christ: An HBO Original Series 2nd - Geriatric Genitals - Who Said A 72 year Old Man Can't Get A Root? 3rd - Supreme Court OK's Gay Funerals	Funniest 1st - Convicted BBQ Strip Club Owner Breaking Charitable... 2nd - Britney Spears' Nipples Take the Night Off 3rd - France Supports U.S. War, Pleads For Repeal Of "Freedom Fries"
Most Believable 1st - TSA Announces Program To Arm Screeners 2nd - President Assures Nation "Something Will Pop Into My Head" 3rd - Jewish ‘Jimmy Fund' Collector Stoned To Death After...	Best Headline 1st - Greenspan Strongly Recommends No One Fuck With Him 2nd - Indiana’s Grand Wizard Creating A Kinder, Gentler KKK 3rd - Vanilla Animal Cookies Sick O f Being Called "Crackers"
Best Current Events 1st - CDC Declares Indiana The Nation’s Fattest State 2nd - Lawsuit Filed After Jackson's "Lewd Stunt" Causes Murder... 3rd - Paris Hilton’s Virginity In Doubt After Sex Tape Scandal	Best Presidential Related 1st - Bush Drops A Comic Bomb 2nd - Bush Introduces The Homo-Alert System 3rd - Bush Declares Daytona 500 "Accomplished" At 200 Miles
Best Sports Related 1st - Debate Team Unable to Talk its Way Out of Beating from Football Team 2nd - Purdue signs wrong Jason Smith to basketball letter of intent 3rd - Lleyton Hewitt - Proof you shouldn't shake your baby	Best Related Picture 1st - notreal.com To Offer Fake Products 2nd - ABC Apologizes for Mickels Breast-Baring Stunt 3rd - Accused Murderer Justifies Killings By Eating Subway Prior To Crime
Best Established Site 1st - Sports Pickle 2nd - The Enduring Vision 3rd - Glossy News	Best New Site 1st - Screeners Central 2nd - Faux-Newz 3rd - Gonzo Sandwich
Worst Story 1st - "I-HOP" This Breakfast is Delicious! 2nd - Man Submits Hilarious Story To Faux-Newz 3rd - Double-Deaths Ruled "Murder-Suicide"